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Reading books with nightmare

Nightmares new youtube channel he made while dying in an endless void of negativity. With his book bag he managed to instead of pulling out the books pulled out 89 breakfast sandwiches and a possum.

"READING BOOKS WITH NIGHTMARE!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"

"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"

"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"

"He then died. We atleast thought."

"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"

"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."

"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."

"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"

"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."

"BROTHER NO!"

by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023


Gabby Read This

When you read this just say a “A WHOOSHY WOOSH YUR BAD NICK”

Thick is a word also (The more you know)

Gabby Read This is a bad sentence

Ha u read dis

by Bœt June 9, 2019


Gabby Read This

When you read this just say a “A WHOOSHY WOOSH YUR BAD NICK”

Thick is a word also (The more you know)

Gabby Read This is a bad sentence

Ha u read dis

by Bœt June 9, 2019


Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022


fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 2, 2009


daniel read

An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.

Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.

by Popenahitsreallycade October 10, 2013


Left-reading

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.

"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "

by smeefus August 28, 2019