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The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet.
She is an a amazing lover.
The best woman a man could ask for.
She will rock your world, for the best.
She's caring, loving, and pure perfection.
She may get grumpy or upset but she's always beautiful.
She is the best girlfriend ever.
She will never let you down and will always take care of you.
I love her so much! <3
"Kayla Roberts is so amazing I'm glad I met her!"
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A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.
Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
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A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
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Big fat guy that works for a water department
That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!
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the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth
in one word-- prefection
i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson
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undeservingly famous overpaid actress who looks like Eric in drag with no hips or rhythm.
Julia Roberts, we've seen everything you can do. Can we have a refund?
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