Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.

My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

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Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

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hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama

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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

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Rod White

To have complete disregard for anyone else; To totally go for self; Selfish; Self Absorbed

1. I'm about to get on some Rod White and take this dudes girl.

2. Can you help me move this weekend?
Nah, I'm Rod White.

Antonym- White Rod

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.