Rule 7

Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.

You can do anything you like, mate, but Rule 7 applies

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Rule 63

Rule 63 is an internet rule that means "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This also apply to female characters turning into males. Unlike Rule 34, there are two exceptions to this rule. A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.

Man: Chun-li is so sexy right about now.
Woman: Bah, here's a Rule 63 Chun-Li without boobs and now with a penis.
Man: Ok that's wrong...Now let me show you Dante with a Vagina and Brest.

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Australian Rules

Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.

The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys

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rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133

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Sharpie rule

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.

"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."

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The Troll Rule

An up and coming alternative to the naked lap for those who get skunked in beer pong. Should a player not make single cup in a game, he or she must sit under the table for the entirety of the next game in shame.

Joel did not make a single cup, according to The Troll Rule, he must now get under the table in shame.

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Rule 144

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll

Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails

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