simon

un puto duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

Simon

A BOMBER!

SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

Simon

The devil's left-hand man

Simon is truly the devils left hand man.