beef sandwich

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).

Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.

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asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

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Yogurt sandwich

A Minecraft god who broke his ass while doing a backflip

Yogurt sandwich tastes bad

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sad sandwich

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone

Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(

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Cat Sandwich

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.

Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...

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Hmong Sandwich

1) When a person is acting very strangely, aka severe zoidage.

2) Sold at Perkins in St Cloud, Minnesota

Mike we have to leave, we have a ride waiting. Hold on let me get my food. Hey! Where's my hmong sandwich??!!

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twat sandwich

a reference for dykes having intercourse.

they were up all night making a twat sandwich.

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