A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.
Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."
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Getting slapped in the face by an autistic persons dick
I went to bible camp last summer and the kid on the top bunk gave me a Portuguese sausage
The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel
Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.
The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.
Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???
When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything
Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings