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Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.
One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.
When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.
Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”
When you get jerked in the drivers seat of the car
Lean over and gear shift me
The amazingly long-lasting gum from Stride that changes flavors. The pattern goes something like this:
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Hey, have you tried this gum? It's called Stride Shift. I'll try it. Mmm, berries! Oh, cool! It tastes minty now! Woah. What the fuck? This is awful!
To travel lucidly across dimensional plains among all dimensions once infinite life is chosen in death
After taking large amounts of DMT I can now lucidly transdimentionally shift or I can transdimentional shift across the dimensions now
Referring to your dick/penis mainly when your getting head.
“Ohhhhh Ethan lemme suck your shift stick.”
Commonly used on sites like YouTube or news sites, meant for an accidental misclick on the ad by the user.
Ad shifts are traps by companies to force people onto the advertiser's website.