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A slogan of many shoot-em-up video games coined from the Gradius series
Shoot The Core!
Where a guy is about to ejaculate on a girl/guy's face and right as it's in the air & s/he sees it, s/he makes a wish before it lands on his/her face.
As timothy ejaculated into the air, Samantha watched the shooting star before it hit her face and made a wish.
when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy
frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday
john- im so jealous TEACH ME
You're high as fuck and paranoid
How much did you smoke? I think you're shooting through
When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.
Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.
Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.
(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
hear about the latest police shooting?
Yes! I cant keep up those police are bust keeping us safe!!
When one is planning to travel. Or asking for someone to travel long distances.
Chris: Hey bro! You heard about that concert, you gonna go?
Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.
Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.