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finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.
yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf
Shrek is a onion. He has layers like onions. Shrek is a god unlike you. (endless ur Shrek) If you isn’t in the Shrek religion then you isn’t good.
Shrek, god of all.
Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks
Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
-Shrek
Hi Shrek hows it goi-
WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?