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An incel. An absolutely pathetic idiot who only likes women for their meat
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Friend: *showing a pic of his girl to his best friend bc he loves her*
Best friend: ahahah she’s kinda hot doe.
Friend: bruh you kinda a simp :/
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Dylan Commerford, a.k.a. someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon
Dylan, a simp, ain't getting the wet kitty
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A male feminist.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
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Also known as James Helmen, the definition of simp is prioritizing a women over the boys, cod, madden, or fort
Man James Helmen is being a real James Helmen right know. Aka simp.
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Slide in my pussy
When a guy is really hot and you'd let him slide in.
Girl 1: "Look at that stud muffin!"
Girl 2: "Damn, he's fine asf."
Girl 1: "I'd let him simp"
Girl 2: "He's daddy asf."
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