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A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up
fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit
maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit
To be immature
Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.
To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt
That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k
When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
The calorie burning act of sex
Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups
This question is usually asked in a joking way towards I girl. It is means can you comfortably sit on six inches of dick
“Ay yo Lucia can you sit on six?”