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When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.
The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
Hulking out but not with anger, usually from sexual frustration, withdrawals, or any number of irritations, and ends in sexual pleasures that does not end so well for the recipient.
Man after three weeks of no sex, Juan Toby Smash, the girl didnt last 10 minutes
A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
The act of smashing things with a tank
Adam: GTA SMASH!!!
(Blows up a helicopter with a tank)
To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."