Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to blow snot into and folded width-wise.

"Yeah, my dog died the other day, made a serving of Snot Tacos in my room."
"Oof."

Mut snot

Thick vaginal juices aka mut snot

I dived into that pussy so deep when I came up I had mut snot all over my face

Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

Snotted

I fell

The other day I drank and on the walk home I absolutely snotted myself