Sock Nerd

One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.

"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"

sock spider

Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.

I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!

Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

sock whore

Someone who likes socks because they're like foot condoms.

Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?

sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.