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An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.
If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.
The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
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Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.
2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.
3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
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A "special interest" is one I do not share. One I do share is "the public good".
Labor is a special interest; breaks for manufacturers like me are the public good. We create wealth - at least for ourselves.
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Grabbing someone by the crotch or pussy
*Mike grabs Julia's pussy*
Mike: I just gave you the Trump Special, how do you feel?
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What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.
You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.
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Noun. When a grenade makes out with a guy at a bar then gives another dude a blow job at the same bar.
Danielle's totally going to have the HIV after she Danielle Specialled that questionable guido and his half retarded cousin tonight.
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The imbibation of a substantial volume of cockshit while having your scutepipe pummelled by a burly chap, all the while forcing a smile and pretending to enjoy one's self.
Ed's taken another Fife Special, his arse is as raw as a bucket of offal.
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masturbation (the "special moment" is of course when you have the orgasm)
before I go to bed, I usually have a pee and a special moment.
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