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A tattoo.
Every day I wake up and am grateful for the sexy squid kisses across my back.
A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.
Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"
Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"
Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small
A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.
After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.