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When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.
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When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
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When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.
At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.
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This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.
Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.
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An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.
Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.
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A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.
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When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.
Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts
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