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yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.
Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content
"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."
To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!
The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.
Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'
An alternative saying to sexual intercourse.
"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."