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A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.
Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."
Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."
A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.
Joe: You coming over yet?
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
When a person is high and gets horny
Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner
1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would
That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up
Bro I am Griffin Stoner rn