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Talk directly about the subject
"Hey nice hat!"
"...wanna have sex?"
"that's straight to the point, mkay"
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a bunch of insecure pencil dicks
jim: ayo what’s sexuality are you
bob: super straight
jim: you could’ve just said it was small....
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A name given to a personal lifestyle choice in order to make it sound 'cool'. The lifestyle consists of the respectful choices to not do drugs, have casual sex, or drink alcohol. Basically these people choose to respect their own body in every way. Some people that follow this lifestyle may put X's on there hands and a bandana over their nose and mouth in order to try and further make this lifestyle look 'cool'. For some that follow this lifestyle they may think it makes them better then everyone else and will go around letting everyone know they are 'straight edge', what these people don't realize is no one gives a shit. Others who follow this type of lifestyle will only let people know at appropriate times. These people are the respectful ones, but they still sound stupid calling themselves straight edge.
Guy 1: Dude do you want to smoke some, have a drink or find some girls to fuck?
Guy 2: No man I am straight edge.
Guy 1: Oh... alright dude that's fine, that's actually respectful, but I hope you know you sound like a Faggot when you say you are "straight edge".
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an invalid sexuality made up by transphobes who want to mask their transphobia and want to seem oppressed. their flag is ⬛🟧 which is awfully similar to the Grindr colours lmao.
person 1- I wouldn't date a trans person I'm only attracted to biological women/men,I'm super straight
person 2- having a genital preference is okay just say that and leave smh you don't have to make up a whole new sexuality, just say you're straight with a preference for vaginas/penis and go 🙄💅
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A month to celebrate straight man atsushi, July
Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”
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Super straight = small pp and transphobia
Guy: hey I'm super straight
Girl: *walks away*
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Them: I’m super straight 👹
Literally anyone else: you’re transphobic.
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