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financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.
employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."
This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.
Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!
George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!
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Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.
Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.
Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.
Matt: Newb.
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A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.
Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.
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intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"
What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)
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Doing something to yourself that will eventually be a factor in your death.
By smoking, sarah was comitting indirect suicide, because she later died of lung cancer.
After all those years of drinking Ben died of kidney failure, he indirectly comitted suicide.
when told by the doctor that he had cancer, James laughed because he knew all those years of smoking pot was indirect suicide.
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When you dye your hair blonde.
She's a suicide blonde.
"Dyed by her own hand."
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