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No Country for Old Men

A movie (and book) about a Texas bumpkin who stumbles across $2 million, heroin and a slew of dead drug dealers in the desert. Rather than doing the civil deed of contacting authorities, the bumpkin steals the money and is subsequently chased by a silly-lookin' fella with a bad haircut. Although (we're told) the bad haircut dude kills anyone who inconveniences him, the case rule exception is morbidly obese beauty queens at trailer parks. As all of this is going on, a small town codger sheriff chats with people and occasionally investigates the case, but otherwise has little to do with the bumpkin and the bad haircut dude.

By the end, the audience has just witnessed the same allegories, cliches and plot holes of cinema in the past 60 years (although the film's apologists claim we just "didn't get it", and that the movie has a profound, cryptic meaning - which is often their own interpretation.) While "No Country" did gain a significant amount of critical/award acclaim, reception was actually much more polarized, evident by the defensive/flamebait nature of the film's defenders.

NCFOM Fanboy: I think anyone who doesn't like this film should just watch a Hollywood-produced movie with gratuitous violence, explosions, car crashes and limited character development, such as Die Hard 4 or Transformers!

COMMON SENSE MOVIEGOER: But wasn't "No Country For Old Men" also a Hollywood-produced movie with gratuitous violence, explosions, car crashes and limited character development?

NCFOM Fanboy: U just didn't understand it! Who are UR favorite directorz? I bet I know.

COMMON SENSE MOVIEGOER: Well, I liked the Coen brothers' films before they made the "No Country" BS. I'm also a fan of movies by Scorsese, Kubrick, Huston, Jarmusch, Lumet, Eastwood, Welles...

NCFOM Fanboy: HA HA HA, I knew it! Didn't the Stanley Kubrick guy direct the first and second TRANSFORMERS moviez? HA HA HA, U suck, case closed!

by ChoWares May 5, 2009

313πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


National mens day

November 19 2021. National mens day is a day celebrating the culture, political, and the invention of men. Woman of Gen-Z tend to not like this day of jealousy

men: Hi did you no it's National mens day.
woman: There is no such thing as National mens day you sexist.
men: yes there is its November 19. Suck it up butter cap

by Factpolice March 30, 2021

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


strong as ten men

some one who does or says something retarded. Because everyone knows that retards are the strongest people in the world.

Joe: Yo, I think that chick digs the way I cabbage patch.

Phill: Yeah, she also thinks you're as strong as ten men.

by Henry E. Jones January 20, 2008

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kill all men

People that say "Kill all men" are social rejects, mostly women use it, but there are also Pick me boys who say it.

A man just looked at me. Kill all Men

by UrGirlsFriend0 April 22, 2021

680πŸ‘ 369πŸ‘Ž


Looky Looky Men

Men of African Origin who sell cheap and not-so-cheerful items on the streets. Can be found in Tenerife almost anywhere.
The female variant will braid your hair, which is why you can see hundreds of girls with the same hair in Tenerife.
Name derives from "Looky Looky!", as in: "Kind customer, please peruse my wares".

Looky Looky Men: "Hey! You! English! You want to buy nice watch!"
My Good Self: "Sorry, I have no money"
"Yes you have money! You in Tenerife!"
"No really, I don't." *slaps pockets and coins jingle*
"YOU HAVE MONEY! Come on my friend, I do special price, just for you! Show me how much money you have!"
"All I have is... *picks out smallest amount of coins possible* this."
"Let me see! Ah, 4 Euro 30. These Glasses Ten Euro! Special Price! Which ones you like?" *Puts my money in his pocket*
"Uh.. those ones."
"You look, you look! Nice Glasses, yes?"
"Yes, but do I have enough money..."
*While I'm looking at the reeeeeally cheap sunglasses he accosts another tourist to sell them some shit. I thought he'd let me have the glasses so we walked off... I got round the corner and heard:*
"Hey! You! Pwah! You owe me money! You give me 4 Euro 30! You!"
So we ran. Haha, what a loser, I probably conned his family out of a meal that night.

by DJ Jinja April 6, 2006

194πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


A man among men

A masculine male who exhibits prowess in everything he does. He says what he means and means what he says. He is the type of individual potential enemies have to think twice before they attempt to assault or bring harm upon him because of the repercussions. He is a lion among hyenas and wolves. He has no problem using his hands and determination to acquire his necessities by any means.

Spartacus, Gengis Khan, Simon Bar Giora and Malcolm X these were examples of a man among men.

by Sir Pundent January 9, 2019

29πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


International men’s day

Girls get treated like queens and men get treated like shit

Issues international men’s day

by JimmyCooksRice May 5, 2020

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž