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A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
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When you go deeper than balls deep.
Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
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The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt
She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt
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An all girl indie metal band originating from Toronto Canada. Lead singer Seneca James was said to get her dark lyrics from a demon spirit who allegedly molested her as a child. Other members of the group include Cassandra Black on drums, Celeste King lead guitar, and Angela Heart on base. They are generally known to be awesome, disturbing and intensely mind stimulating, fans find that their concerts are quiet possible the best experience one can hope to have in a life time. They are often known for performing topless, and engaging in lude sexual acts between songs. They are also well known for touring with Kitten Aids the underground japanese all girl metalcore band.
Wil : "Hey man did you see Devil's Taint last night they were so freaking amazing, the concert was so great i had a hard on the whole time."
Brandon: "Wowza were they really, im so mad i missed them. Their music totally pulled me out of my depression."
"Steven: "Fellers Fellers, oohhhh boy i just got a gram of coke at a Devil's taint concert."
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The span of time between your chosen religious holiday celebration (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.) and New Years Day.
Roger: I'm just gonna keep drinking all through the holiday taint!
Sally: Holiday taint?
Roger: Yeah, tain't Xmas and it tain't New Years!
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A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.
Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...
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The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.
There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.
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