Taking a piss

When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick

John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick

John: Oh u mean taking a piss?

Me: What?

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Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.

hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.

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Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

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take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

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Take a break

When urban dictionary doesn’t let you crush any more people’s dreams by blocking their definitions (just kidding, I publish all of them that aren’t personal vendettas or horrible)

Take a break. Nooooooo.

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I'll take that

A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that

I'll take that.

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take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

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