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Always getting picked out by the teacher
Teacher:jimmy why are you out of your chair
Jimmy: literally everyone eles is out of their seat why am I such a anti teachers pet
When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.
Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"
Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.
Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.
Drivers Ed Teacher
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possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.
1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
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A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.
Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.
Most people have fantasized about it.
Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
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Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.
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History teacher is someone will BIG BUNDHA, You may look at a history teacher from a long distance with binoculars
UFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA
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