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A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
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1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
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When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
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The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.
Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!
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The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
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When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"
Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
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A phrase that some moron used to define a person. Thereby making it a filler phrase, when you are too stupid to say what you are thinking.
"That guy last night was on total Pratt status!"
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