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Vida Blue

A very good former pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. You know, that guy that is always at freaken FanFest and when you're waiting in a 3 hour line for Freddy Sanchez or Tim Lincecum's autograph, they get switched out for the old washed up guys that no one really cares about anymore? Yeah that black dude. Oh well, he was kick ass, back in the day.

John: Yes! We're about to get Andres Torres and Matt Cain!

Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...

John: FUCK! For who??

Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...

John: Damn it! I got him last year!

by JustaGiantsfanyeah February 13, 2011


Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010


blue Hero

A legendary Memedroid user and legendary meme creator! Theres even a meaning to his username"Blue Hero" and founder of MEMEBUSTERS and shows like memecast, MEME-IC BOOK, and mockumentary.

Have you seen blue hero's newest meme?

by Megaworp December 26, 2022


blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019


Blue Bobber

Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.

I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.

I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.

by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020


Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.

I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.

by Judge Judy brown May 12, 2015


Blue Waves

The official team of Riverhead, NY.

The Blue Waves really kicked there ass yesterday.

by strongislandny June 29, 2011