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The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’
‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
A butt licking that is counter clockwise
I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job
Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?
Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.
"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"
When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.
I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.
2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"