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When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.
Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.
When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head
A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...
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A word that implies that it is time to party or to start partying.
Lets head over to that party now. It's Rage O Clock!
To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Person who wakes another person up with fellatio, cunnilingus, or anilingus.
If I have been good all week, every Friday morning, my girlfriend becomes my oral alarm clock.
Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock