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There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.
Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.
On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.
“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”
Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?
Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
a backhanded remark/ compliment
“get it cricket” darla said to ston tron
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