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Delon Davis is a handsome friendly guy who got all the girls he want. And is very nice too
Hey Delon Davis you’re so handsome.
A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"
The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.
Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!
The ultimate G, this man can be the most chill teacher ever and still give you a hella good education. If you put him in a contest with Arnie, Mr Davies would still be the alpha male by a landslide. just by being in a 10-meter radius of him, you gain +50 IQ points and the ability to spell Czechoslovakia instantly.
Student 1: God this day has been shit
Student 2: We got Mr Davies next
Student 1: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 1 “Wow that retard doesn’t stop talking”
Person 2 “That’s Davis Tenhage, he’s a professional yapper”
The whitest pedo of the pedo bears
That person is a real Hayden Charles davis