Jew Condom

the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.

Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?

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cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.

Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!

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screen jew

One who looks at other peoples' screen while playing Call of Duty.

Quit being a fucking screen jew! You wouldn't have shot me if u played fair.

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fuckin jew

What George Clooney says when he gets nailed for drunk driving.

You fuckin jew don't you dare arrest me, I'm George fuckin Clooney, got it sugar tits???

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Jew Dick

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

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Stealth Jew

A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!

Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!

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jew japped

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.

I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!

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