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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014


Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend

He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc

by John Daniel May 11, 2019


The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017


Jon Rep

A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.

Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!

by bowiesolomangmail January 3, 2023


Jon Miller

The most American lovin person in the USA. The ultimate nice guy that’s always going the extra distance and living a fun life

Wow, you’re a real Jon miller. You love America!

by Jawesome316 February 1, 2021


jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 20, 2019


Jon Groller

Jon Groller is a generic science teacher

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess

by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023