Mexican Shootout

A Mexican standoff is most precisely a confrontation between three opponents, facing each other. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different than for a duel with only two opponents, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation with three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. If opponent A shoots opponent B, then while so occupied, opponent C can shoot A, thus winning the conflict. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

3 dudes aiming at each other-A aims at B, B aims at C, C aims at A.

fuck this mexican shootout

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Mexican Saver

When a mexicans lawnmower has run out of gas and a "Mexican Saver" goes to get him some gas.

My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"

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mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

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Mexican Subway

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)

Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."

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Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.

Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!

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Mexican Mouthwash

An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)

Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)

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mexican ripcord

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.

"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"

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