mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

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Mother Fruscker

The word mother fucker but it’s a 5 year old saying it.

You mother fruscker!

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Mother Bastard

An adjective or noun used as an exclamation of disappointment and/or rage

When you talk to your siblings, you become an utter mother bastard sometimes

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mother russia

paper beats rock

Idiot: I hate russia
me: Mother Russia

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Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

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Mother Faxer

Slang for Mother F*cker if You want to say it in a polite way.

You little Mother Faxer

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toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

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