your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

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Suck your mum

A phrase that is used against people telling them to go away

Your such a bitch

Suck your mum

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suck ur mum

used to say that you should indeed suck your mom.

suck ur mum dipshit

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morgz mum obsession

When you binge watch morgz mum doing bondage and other party games with morgz.

When you cosplay as morgz mum at furry conventions.

Frank: "why are you dressed up as morgz mum?"
Bob: "because ive got morgz mum obsession."

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Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

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suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you

guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"

gift for your mum, a

Something for your mum.

"I'm getting a gift for your mum, a new mug from urbandictionary!"