He is a Polish motherfucker but is actually pretty nice. He always wears tan ugg slippers and drives everyone around in his blue Honda. He is really smart though and might bug out if ice is put into his car. He plays soccer but no one has really ever seen him play so we don't know if it's actually true. He puts the music in his car much louder then it needs to be and knows the lyrics to every single Travis Scott song. Pats are good friends.
Hey did you know Pat is gay?
Whatever u do, don't check hos basement.
Victim: What's that slippery sound coming from the basement?
Pat: You'll know soon..
Pat is a big nerd with a pedo mustache. He's really great at figuring out what your name means.
Pat, that mustache is.... interesting.