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when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.
Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night
yeah? tell me about it.
We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!
Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.
Semenating
Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!
A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.
Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!
a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.