sock whore

Someone who likes socks because they're like foot condoms.

Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock

Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock