forty-two

when you "leave someone hangin"
or stand them up

yea man i was waitin outside for like three hours but that b***h forty-two'd me

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number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

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Two To The Chin

The place of which your ball bag rests when you're balls deep in a girl's throat!

Felix: Last night was crazy!
Joe: What happened?
Felix: Liz took two to the chin lastnight!
Joe: That girls a cum dumpster!

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Two Front

The worst hall you can live in because it's full of fucktards.

Guy in Three Front: Hey, where do you live now?
Guy Who Used to be in Three Front: Two Front.
Guy in Three Front: Oh... fucktard.

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Two People

Can't hide away, unspoken words I need to say
Our journeys end, but our dreams go on unchanged
Look to my heart now, go to the stars now
For they wait in time for a chance to shine their love on us
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one together
Don't ask why, just take my hand and wave goodbye
Who's to say we can't find love tonight
We're all alone now, we're almost home now

To that welcome place, far beyond the trace of our time
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one together
Two people, looking for a world, as two people who are one forever (forever)
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one together (together)
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one forever (forever)
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one forever

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two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

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two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

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