A big fat crazy loser or sloth like male, who drives us crazy with his love of everything 80's, and has a a baby sized penis.
My friend is married to a Homan Body.
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An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.
That globi body probably shouldn't wear that tight outfit!
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A girl that is smart funny cute and short but in a really cute way. They always make u smile when u talk to them. They are one of the best parts of ur day. U wake up in the morning and hope the texted u. They are just the best people out there and if u find one do the best u can to keep them
That shotty with a body is the best part of my day
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The knock off version of the body shaping phenomenon that re-shapes & smooths out the funkiest of figures - Body Magic.
"Theresa's bad bust-to-belly ratio looks even worse with that tight orange t-shirt on. She must be rockin' a Body Tragic"
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When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.
Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...
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There are two requirements to have a killer body. First, you must be attractive such that the vast majority of normal people would agree you are attractive. Second, you must on account of physical conditioning, strength, stamina, VO2 max, and flexibility look like you are capable of beating to death, using only your body as a weapon, the vast majority of other people who are in your sex and age group and who are close in height.
My pilates teacher has a killer body, so I would not dare fight her, ever!
Amanda has a killer body; I'm not saying she killed her roommate, but she could have, quite easily.
The field hockey girls at my school all have killer bodies, and i'm scare of them!
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When you and another person switch bodies.
Janelle and Kevin swapped bodies and Janelle absolutely destroyed Kevin's grades leaving him without a grade. Janelle swapped back to her own body to find her vagina having multiple infections of all different types.
Kevin: Ooh! Let's swap bodies
Janelle: Alright
*1 week later after body swapping back*
Kevin: Uh... Sorry about that infections that I gave your vagina
Janelle: I ruined your grades bozo
Kevin: NO!
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