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A move traditionally used by contestants participating in the National Falcon Punching Contest. This move involves taking a stuffed falcon, holding it up in the air, and then catching it with your other hand. Afterwards, you start smashing the stuffed falcon with all of your might against a nearby stallion. Traditionally, the stuffed falcon is provided to the contestant by their grandmother.
"Well," Grandpa says, "back in the old days when I was a kid they used to have this thing called the National Falcon Punching Contest. It was stupid and dangerous, just like this one. Anyway, this one year they decided to add a twist to it. Instead of punching a falcon, they made you try to punch a Tiger..."
"What happened?" you ask.
"The tiger killed everybody."
"Oh."
"Except one guy. He was a real champ. Bogdan the Mountain Man! Ever heard of him?"
"No, I don't think so..." you say.
"Ah, well he's dead now, anyway. But, he named the incident "Bucking the Tiger." So, wanna go find your Dad? He's probably at the casino!"
The act of fingering a girl while she is on her period, then using the “juice” to paint stripes on her back.
She was horny but she was on the rag so I took the opportunity to give her the red tiger.
A college football team in the state of Alabama that wishes it could win National Championships like Alabama has done.
A team that redneck preps like to go to and learn something about farming even though theyve worked on the farm their whole life.
A team that promotes all the colors in the Rainbow.
I wish the Auburn Tigers had at least one National Championship.
Hey guy in the Abercrombie & Fitch shirt, Where did you learn how to farm? "Auburn Tigers taught me everythang"
So, you just got back from San Francisco? " Yeah I had to go support my Auburn Tigers at The Rainbow Relay."
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When a man removes a used, bloody Rat Whistle from a menstrual girls fanny by the string using his teeth, then energetically shakes his head from side to side producing red, bloody Tiger Stripes on the face.
'Have you heard the good news? Dave's only gone and got his fucking tiger stripes!'
'Fuck off, I won't believe it!'
'No, it's true, here look at this polaroid, he looks like Tony the fucking Tiger'
'Thats Greaaat! I'll buy that fuckweed a pint next time I see him'
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A shot consisting of liquid cocaine with a splash of grenadine and cherry juice.
This drink may cause you to become a bitchin' rock star from mars.
Man, I saw charlie take a tiger blood last night and it caused his face to melt off.
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The marks left after cutting yourself.
Only considered tiger stripes if they are horizontal and parallel (yet zig-zaggy) to each other.
We got them tiger stripes.
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