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When a couple are having anal sex and the guy pulls his dick out of his girlfriends ass and there is a little pile of shit on the tip of his dick
Dammit Jane, You gave me a shit tip
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A bitch while giving a blowjob generally concentrates on sucking or licking only the tip. This kind of girl is usually scared or forgets that a guy wants his whole cock in her mouth. These types of women are heavily frowned upon by society.
Guy One: Did you get some good head from that whore last night?
Guy Two: Hell no bro she's a Tip-Sucker. It took me 45 minutes to cum.
Guy One: Damn dude that sucks.
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marinate your man meat in barbeque sauce before offering it up to your partner for some oral gratification. This technique is often used as a bait for hogging. Marinate before a night out at the bars and any large girl will be immediately attracted to you. After she buys you a couple of beers offer her a rib tip.
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The act of sticking an individual's penis into the ear of another.
Michael and I are saving ourselves for marriage, so we consummate our love by Q-tipping.
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Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.
Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.
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One whose penis is configured in an elliptical manner so as to cut of the circulation of blood to the tip of the penis causing discoloration.
John: "Wow, at basketball practice today Grant's sack was hanging out and he had such a blue tip."
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When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.
"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"
"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"
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