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When you engage in sexual activity while netflix plays in background
“ We could be netflix and chilling right now but your playing 😉”
When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.
Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox
when someone significant to you tells you they are not going to watch a Netflix series with you anymore.
e were watching series of Unfortunate events together loving it having a great time comparing the books reviewed the casting choices, loving the tone and comparing our imaginations from when we read the book. then she got busy I got busy, it wasn't a weekly thing anymore. Things started to fade but the fun memories were still there and we have only got the Aunt Josephine part.
Last week, She told me she was gonna start watching it with some else. Netflix broke up
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When you work remotely but you watch netflix before being productive. 1 episode turns into 69 episodes then you thoughts are filled with shit like "fuck work" or "I'm tired of this bullshit work"
Bob: So John I was working from home yesterday.
John: And what...?
Bob: Got into a netflix trap. I put in my 2 weeks notice after 69 episodes of Spongebob.
John: Cool.
In business an act of create a library of entertainment content like movies, books, comics and games, and charge a subscription to give access to all of it.
Rodrigo started the Netflixation of all his IP
the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes
"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
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When you’ve been binging on Netflix for 9 hours and your butt starts to get sore af
After binge-watching The Punisher all day, Darryl stood up off the couch and said “I’ll get my own cheesy poofs Mah, I’ve got Netflix Butt and the doctor said it’s not good for my hemorrhoids.”