Chinese Turn Signal

Noun, used to describe something that is never used and simply takes up space, since the stereotypical Chinese person drives without using turn signals.

worker 1: "Jordan is so useless!"
worker 2: "I know man, talk about a chinese turn signal!"

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earn your turns

To skin up a mountain to be able to ski down it. AT and Tele gear are the main forms of travel (some split boards). It is a degrading phrase to resort skiers.

Back-country skier "when are you choads going to earn your turns?"
Resort Gaper "I got no problem letting a lift carry my fat ass up a mountain"

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main screen turn on

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.

Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on

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turn down for lunch

What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.

I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"

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turning the air blue

swearing

When Jim opened his finger instead of the can he started turning the air blue.

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Gnarly Turn Around

The act of completing anal sex with haste in order to turn yo girl around and stick the remnents of your poo-covered wang into her mouth.

My girl used a dirty word during sex; in order to teach her a lesson, and instead of wasting soap, I gave her the gnarly turn around.

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turn that cherry out

Stimulating the g-spot/vagina really good having a woman achieve a vaginal/g-spot orgasm. Kind of fish-hooking the vagina.

Hoooked up with Beyonce last night. Proceeded to turn that cherry out. She squirted like a fire-hose.

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