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Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
When you take a dump in a toilets tank
Dude: im going to take an upper decker in burger kings toilet.
(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
Upper Blowhardia: a new region near Berzerkistan inhabited by creatures known as Trumps, Becks and Limbaughs.
We don't take what he says seriously because he's from Upper Blowhardia and can't help himself.
Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is a secondary school in the Yorkshire Dales. It is common to see teachers coming in to your lesson and staring at you. They also often accuse you of bullying people and only listen to one side of people’s story. If someone is talking to you and you reply, the teachers often blame you instead of them. All the teachers have favourites and you don’t want to get on the bad sides of them. The students are often seen waking around with large bags of sensation crisps and are told to put them away because you are not allowed to eat in the corridor. You get sent out of lesson for doing TikTok dances (even though it isn’t they’re fault that TikTok is so addictive). Overall, Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is outstanding.
Upper Wharfedale Secondary School - excellent for all
when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.
When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.