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rip van wankle

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.

I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.

by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014


free candy van

A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

by grundle debris November 9, 2007

86๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Van wyck Jhs

Ever thought movies about schools being so bad were fake well your wrong. Van wyck is really that bad, full of thotts, people thirsty for nudes, kids who lost their virginity at 13, fake people(mostly girls), drugs , and people from jjhs trying to get nudes from vw kids. You can even have a former pornstar as a teacher, every teacher is shit, wann be depressed and stressed then stay here.

10 years from now

Friend: Iโ€™ve been through hell
Me: Oh I went to van wyck Jhs also what year did you go?

by Daddy kong January 23, 2019

47๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Van Gogh

Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.

Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!

Elektra: Blow all over my face!

Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.

Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?

Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!

by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Virgil Van Dijk

Arguably the best centre back in the world right now. He plays for Liverpool FC and the Dutch National Team And has been very crucial to Liverpool ever since joining in the middle of the 17/18 season. He also is the most expensive defender in the world, but he is worth the money.

Virgil Van Dijk is the best defender in the world regardless of what team you support

by citeh citeh citeh April 26, 2019

41๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eddie Van Halen

solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

462๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.

There was a molest me van parked near the school.

by MikeGV March 2, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž