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Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff
boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"
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a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult
oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.
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Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
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Someone who makes up shit words.
That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.
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A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.
"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."
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A male individual who purchases the majority of his clothes from topman. These people are usually twats who go to gay ass clubs afterschool.
luqman: whos that mysteriously sexy man
glen: that's chris, hes a topman wanker!
luqman: oh
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a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy
The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is
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