Washed up

A person who was once great at partying and kick ons and never let the boys down but is now a shell of himself.

Man that Peter Jonson was a legend a couple years ago, now he is all washed up.

He will go to paramatta Albion hotel for an over 45’s event but won’t come to the hectic festivals with the boys. Man he is a washed up cunt

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internal wash

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without a condom covering his penis. The man’s sperm floods into the vagina and washes it out much like a pressure wash at the local car wash

Mark, “did you use a condom with that girl last night?”. Steve, “no way, I gave that bitch an internal wash”

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washing mashine

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Washing mashine and womens day is on the same day.

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jet wash

Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.

"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"

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car wash

while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.

damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.

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wash and wax

oral sex, taht leaves the tallywacker clean and slick

presdidant Clinton got a wash and wax while speaking to Gorbichaw

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Wash the Farrari

To give oral sex to someone.

Megan fox washed Micheal Bays Farrari.

Megan: see ya, I'm gonna to wash the Farrari of Mr Bay...

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